Hey, everybody, I.P. Freeley!
Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
I wanna Seymour Butts.
Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Uh, hey, everbody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?
Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. Ivana Tinkle!
Aw, settle down. Anita Bath here? All right, fine, fine.
Maya Butreeks?
Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!